The IMVU Sex Theory (also known as IMVU's general chat) is an assertion made by Skye Pie in 2013 that has become an IMVU adage. It states: "As an IMVU discussion grows longer, the probability of the topic of sex approaches closer." In other words, Skye said that, given enough time, in any IMVU discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone will eventually lead to the … [Read more...] about The IMVU Sex Theory
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How to be a Homewrecker (5 steps)
Here's a list on how to be an IMVU homewrecker in 5 easy steps. Please note: we do not encourage or approve of cheating. We make these posts out of the interests of others, as what bloggers should do. Thank you and enjoy. Homewrecker (Adj.) - One who comes into your life and screws it all up. This involves stealing your boyfriend/girlfriend, puppy, your friends, your … [Read more...] about How to be a Homewrecker (5 steps)
3 More IMVU Pornstar Blogs (NSFW)
After our last post titled, "4 IMVU Pornstar Blogs", we've decided to make a follow-up post of even more pornstar blogs. It seems new blogs have been popping up more often than boners at a pornstar convention. That was a horrible joke. Also, remember these sites are all rated 18 and over. Kids. #3. AmberRaiii - Click here to see blog AmberRaiii's tagline is … [Read more...] about 3 More IMVU Pornstar Blogs (NSFW)
6 Ways of Making Friends
Sometimes making friends on IMVU can be hard. Not everyone forms a clique so easily and some groups don't accept newcomers. We've listed 6 ways of making friends below. Not as funny as our usual posts, but helpful nonetheless. #6. Be a friend stealer. When your friend introduces you to a friend, then you are permitted to steal them. It's basic friending 101. … [Read more...] about 6 Ways of Making Friends
7 Types of People You Avoid
This list makes up 90% of IMVU. And nowhere on this list do we imply that any of these people are less than human, besides the trolls. They're a breed of their own. Enjoy reading our list of people you try to avoid and please don't take offense to any of these. It's mostly for fun. #7. The self-absorbed elitists. Some of you are asking, "Am I a self-absorbed … [Read more...] about 7 Types of People You Avoid