This list makes up 90% of IMVU. And nowhere on this list do we imply that any of these people are less than human, besides the trolls. They’re a breed of their own. Enjoy reading our list of people you try to avoid and please don’t take offense to any of these. It’s mostly for fun.
#7. The self-absorbed elitists.
Some of you are asking, “Am I a self-absorbed elitist?” Well in order to answer that question, you need to ask yourself these questions:
- Are you a grammar nazi (did you notice how I didnt capitalize Nazi?)
- Do you think you’re better because you’ve been on IMVU longer?
- Do items determine your friendships?
If you’ve answered yes to any of these questions, then you’re probably a douche bag. Haha, just kidding… but seriously. Nothing is worst than a arrogant jerk who feels entitled to treat others poorly *coughkanyewestcough* Try to avoid these people. They will bring everyone else down to make themselves feel better.
#6. The emotional and depressed teenagers.
The sad ones that hold a blade to their wrist and cry out, “NOW DO YOU LOVE ME!?!?!!! xO”
Some teenagers threaten to harm themselves. Some teenagers are depressed from all their first world problems like their iPhone being dead or IMVU loading slowly. There’s nothing worst than teenagers who complain about how bad they’ve got it. And meanwhile in Africa…
The correct term we’re looking for is Munchausen Syndrome. It’s a serious mental disorder in which someone with a deep need for attention pretends to be sick or gets sick or injured on purpose. But those who are most depressed tend to stop talking altogether. They’ve lost interest in life itself and see no reason to continue living. Try to decipher between the ones who need the attention and the ones who don’t.
#5. The drama queens.
Drama queens can turn something unimportant into a major deal. They’ll blow things way out of proportion whenever the chance is given.
“OH MY GOD!!! You copied that without giving the other person credit! That is just mean. You’re a horrible person. Don’t talk to me. I’m gonna go tell everyone what a cruel person you are just so they will pay attention to me and think I’m cool.” – Based on a true story, sadly.
#4. The trolls.
“OMG UR ALL SO GHEEEYYY!!11!1one!!11!!! OMFG THEREALSKYEPIE SUX ASS U F4GS!’
Trolls will purposely and deliberately start an argument without listening to the arguments proposed by his or her peers. They’ll type in all caps and spam. The best way to manage a troll is to pay absolutely no attention to them.
#3. The sex addicts.
A sex addict is any human male over the age of 12. Now does IMVU make more sense?
The majority of people on IMVU are horny in someway. The conversations always lead to sex. But those who ONLY talk about sex can become annoying fast. Especially the ones who say, “Baby…it wasn’t my fault I slept with your sister…I’m a sex addict…I can’t help it.”
#2. The stalkers.
Stalkers are characterized by their need to follow your location. We have to turn off our “location” setting out of fear that they might randomly show up… like my ex-girlfriend’s STD.
The term stalker is as over-diagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any woman who thinks an undesirable man is interested in her will almost always be labeled a stalker. Stalkers are generally people we don’t like having around.
#1. The beggars.
*holds out hands in cupping position* Please take mercy on a poor person… and send me all 2 thousand items on my wishlist! xD
The beggar is by far the most hated person on IMVU. They will make up sob stories about how their family is poor (yet they can afford a computer and internet connection). They’ll always plotting to get gifts out of you.
Items do not determine your self worth. The best kinds of people are those who are friendly and supportive of others. They say peculiar things that are out-of-the ordinary and have a mental capacity that’s bigger than the subject of sex or “trolling for entertainment”. On IMVU, be kind to everyone. They’re the best people.
***Please note: we did not include advertisement spammers because they’re not people.